Get Off My Lime!!!

When you start yelling at fruit flies, maybe that should be your last Negra Modelo for the night.

Well.

Maybe just one more.

Annie's Organic, Microwaveable Mac N Cheese

Absolutely not worth the mess it makes in the microwave.

I'm out.

Is it too much to ask?

Mother, with Alzheimer's, has lately taken to telling her doctors she loves them, when she leave their office.

I wish we could find just one that would tell her, "I love you too."

I'd stick with that one.

Plecostomus

My usually-sparking aquarium gunked itself up in about 2 days time last week.

Mystery solved: big skeleton under the plants there.

Algae-eating plecostomus died.

Then his buddies ate him. Picked him clean, they did.

Bye, Pleco. RIP.

We'll never forget how you freaked out and gave yourself a concussion everytime we put a net in the tank. You were a good fish.

Amen.

You Go, Jimmy John's!

Walmart/Meijer, etc. 24-hour Mega Super Centers: 37 lanes, 2 employees.




Jimmy John's Subway Shop on Prospect and Bloomington Road, this afternoon: 1 check out lane, 14 sandwich-makin' employees.

Those super centers need to check out Jimmy John's.

Is all I'm sayin.

Rotisserie Chicken

NOT THE CHICKEN I BOUGHT

Busy, I bought the last Rotisserie Chicken that didn't look totally cooked. Conversation ensued:

Me: This chicken is not done. The skin is soggy, I'm pulling it off.

Clint: It's fine.

Me: It's not done! It's not cooked.

Clint: It's fine, it's just sat a little too long before we ate it.

Me: Look! Get over here and look! It's red here!

Clint: That's just a little dark meat. It's fine.

Me: It's raw. I swear this chicken is raw.

Clint: It's fine.

Me: CLINT! You're not letting me complain about this chicken!

Clint: I don't see that I've stopped you one bit.



I didn't eat that stupid raw chicken.

That I brought home, to feed to my boyfriend.

He thought it was delish.

Oreos & Pinot Grigio...

don't go together.

I really wanted ice cream, anyway.

Kicked out of the Boss' Office...

...because, he said, my perfume was killing him.

No perfume. Just wet hair again this morning.

Guess he's allergic to Selsun Blue.