Me and My Cat [Screenplay]

Minx: I love you, I love you, I ...[makes suicidal move and throws herself under my feet] EEEEEEEEEEEEE, AIIEEEEEEEEEEEE, REEAAAAAAA-EEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR

Me: Ohmigod, are you okay?! Come here!!

Minx: AIIIIIIIIIII, WHY'D YOU DO THAT?

Me [near sobbing]: Minx, let me see! Are you ok?

Minx: YOU FUCKING WHORE, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! PFffffffffffft! HSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTtttttttt!!!

Clint: What happened?! What's going on?!!

Me [near hysterics]: I stepped on the cat! Oh, God, I think I broke her leg.

Minx [nonchalantly]: I'm fine. Pick me up. I love you, I love you, I love you...

Clint: She's fine.

Me: No! She was just limping around the kitchen and screaming her head off! I swear! She called me a whore! You didn't hear it!

Minx: Heh heh hehhhh


Ooooo, I hit the nail on the head when I picked her name...