Power of 10

Question on the game show: Would you wrestle a bear for 2 minutes, if it were declawed and muzzled, to pay off your mortgage?

Conversation between me and The Boy, over said question:

Boy: Hell, yes, I'd wrestle the bear!

Me: It would break your ribs!

Boy: That's ok. You'd nurse me back to health.

Me: I'd nurse a bear, for 2 minutes, to pay off my mortgage. If it were de-toothed.