ROTATE!

1 a.m.: Insomnia

2:00 p.m.: Narcolepsy.

Vroooooooooooooooom

I passed this car on the way to Chicago a few weeks ago.

!!!

If I were driving that car, no one would *ever* pass me.

Look What I Can Do

TURN SIGNALS, PEOPLE!

That is all.

Not a Morning Person

Woke up.

Put filter in coffee machine.

Put coffee in filter.

Put water in coffee machine.

Turned coffeemaker on.

Took Shower.

Dried Hair.

Got dressed.

Returned to kitchen to fill thermos with coffee.

Forgot to put coffee pot on burner.

Coffee flood in kitchen.

Clean coffee flood.

Late to work.

Average start to my day.

Shallow prayers

Our Father in Heaven,

I am running out to the library, and then to grab some bleach, on this rainy Saturday morning. I'm wearing my black lounge pants, a ratty sweatshirt, bedhead hair and no makeup.

Please don't let me run into anyone I know.

Amen.

Lived to tell about it

Gmail down all evening.

I didn't die.

Dear Boy Downtown,

You've given me your name. And your address. And your phone number. Told me what you do for a living, which buildings you own, and where you expect to be 5 years from now.

Twice you have. And twice I've responded.

Quick! What's my name?

Ah, I might accepted that invitation for dinner, if you'd had any idea.

Too bad.

Love, Gnightgirl

The perils of living alone

Has anybody seen my keys?

Edamame Public Service Announcement

I looooove Edamame.

If you love them too, don't, for the love of God, buy them in your regular old grocery store.

Unless you love paying 3 times as much for something as is necessary.

Get them for a fraction of the price at your local asian grocer.

You're welcome.

Oooowwwwwwwwwwwww

I had a cavity filled last Thursday afternoon.

I had to have a shot, in my upper left gum (is it gum or gums?). The dentist stuck the needle in, and gently moved it up and down while he squeeezed in the numb-juice.

Up.

Down.

Up.

Down.

It is Monday night, late, and my gums and face still hurt from that shot. I hate going to the dentist.

Dear Dentist,

HOLD THE NEEDLE STILL!!!

Everyone knows that.

Love, Gnightgirl

B&BW Japanese Cherry Blossom

I've taken to trying this lotion on every time I walk by Bath and Body Works.

I can't decide if I love it or if I hate it.

Still haven't bought any.

I'm a Daffy Dil

I am a Daffodil What Flower Are You?

"You have a sunny disposition and are normally one of the first to show up for the party. You don't need too much attention from the host once you get there as you are more than capable of making yourself seen and heard."

I'm going to win a Dyson

I'm going to win a Dyson!

Laugh all you want, I'm going to be sucking up dirt like crazy after I win.

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